I PLAN ON FOLLOWING EVERY LAST HUMAN BEING ON TUMBLR.
I DON’T CARE WHICH FANDOM YOU’RE IN OR WHAT YOU POST, I WILL FOLLOW YOU. JUST REBLOG
The fact I’m going to be able to legally have sex in a year both excites and terrifies me
How do I do the thing???
twist your head 180 degrees and spit fire on his genitals while screaming “I AM…
JUST IN TIME.
JUST IN TIME FANDOM.
ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY
IT’S A LAW
I’m setting this as my alarm
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
more bloody than brilliant
I really hope yahoo sees how fucked up tumblr is, backs away slowly, and pretends this whole thing didn’t happen.
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON.
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Started great. Got better from there.
Brought to you by the United Nations. Very impressive.